The good news is: you can’t unlock my car with a slim jim
The bad news is: you can’t unlock my car with a slim jim
The good news is: you can’t lock the open driver’s door with a key in the ignition
The bad news is: apparently you can on the passenger’s side
The good news is: I usually get out of the driver’s side
The bad news is: I had a passenger with me*
The good news is: I have a spare key
The bad news is: it was in the car too
The good news is: the lock makes a loud noise when locking
The bad news is: neither of us heard it
The good news is: I was close to home
The bad news is: my lights were still on
The good news is: I was at a friend’s house in front of their garage
The bad news is: there was a truck inside that had to leave by 7:00 the next AM
The good news is: it was still early in the evening
The bad news is: I waited late to call AAA
The good news is: AAA is open 24/7
The bad news is: AAA sent someone from 30+ miles away
The good news is: I got my money’s worth from my AAA membership
The bad news is: none. Just good news.
The good news is: I got to bed early that night
The bad news is: it was early in the morning
* not actually bad news
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Yes, we do get a little color around here. You gotta look for it, but it’s there. The bonus of having so many pine trees is that it is not completely bare here in the winter.
Edited to add a few more:
Let’s not be negative about these now. Ha. Dumb pun intended. Isn’t this negative image kinda cool?
Not negative but different: