I think I’ve been suffering from short term memory loss because I hear things that would be great to post but I can’t remember them. Probably wouldn’t be any good writing them down. I wouldn’t remember where I put it. Most things I lose seem get lost being shuffled from my house to my car to my office and back again. Probably my memory is lying there somewhere too.

A few from VBS:

A brilliant (?) committee member: We either need to get bigger facilities or quit having so much fun.

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4-year-old from our church: (In my class) there is a little black boy with black hair, and another black boy with black hair …..

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Boy #1: God is your daddy.
Boy #2: He’s my daddy?
Boy #1: He’s your real daddy!

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Pilot (in the skit): I had a shirt like that and I didn’t look good in it either.

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Desperate stranded tourist (in same skit): Someone call 911!!! Where’s a pay phone? Gotta find a pay phone!! No pay phone? What kind of jungle is this?!?!!

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Other Misc. Quotes:

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My “kid” brother in a text message: Cancht I uf pika mine sweet corn danovit usht abot civa?

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The same “kid” brother many years ago when he was probably 4 years old and asked why he couldn’t speak “dutch”: It gives me a headache.

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Anesthesiologist (with a NY accent) to Lois: Didn’t you know there were surfer dudes in the Bible? You know – “Dude”eronomy.